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October 11, 2026 Leave a Comment
The AI Pronoun Debate Nobody Asked Us to Settle
A long time ago, in the Amazon Detroit kitchen, next to the nitro cold brew keg, I had a surprisingly serious conversation with Bernard “GBones” Grunow about a question the world had not yet realized it needed answered.
A quick aside about the coffee. It was from Hyperion Coffee, and their nitro cold brew is absolutely REDONKULOUS and super high in caffeine, which may explain what happened next.
Bernard has an English degree from the University of Michigan. I’m pretty good at writing, but my understanding of the technical aspects of English is somewhere between questionable and nonexistent.
So naturally, we felt uniquely qualified to tackle the obvious question:
What should the pronouns for AI be?
To be clear, this wasn’t a conversation about human gender or identity. We were wrestling with a grammatical question about artificial intelligence. As AI becomes increasingly conversational, helpful, and occasionally infuriating, how should we refer to these things?
“He” or “she” seemed unnecessarily human. “It” seemed a little impersonal for something that might eventually do most of our work. “They” already had plenty of responsibilities.
Of course, the sensible answer would have been to keep using “it” and “they.” But sensible answers rarely survive excessive quantities of nitro cold brew.
After unnecessary debate, way too much caffeine, and absolutely no formal authority, GBones decreed the correct answer:
- Singular: thit
- Plural: thits
A few examples to demonstrate the elegance of our contribution to the English language:
“Thit finished my work before I even opened the laptop.”
“Thits may soon decide who is ‘Top Tier’ and who is ‘Least Effective’ at OLR.”
For those unfamiliar with Amazon’s employee review process, just know that the second example is either a promising efficiency improvement or a terrifying glimpse into the future.
At the time, this was mostly an exercise in caffeinated absurdity. But as AI systems become more capable, the question gets a little more interesting.
We naturally give personalities to things we interact with. We name our cars, yell at our computers, and thank Alexa for turning off the lights. AI makes that instinct even stronger because it can carry on a conversation.
That doesn’t make AI human. In fact, having language that distinguishes artificial intelligence from human intelligence might become increasingly useful as the line between what humans do and what machines can accomplish gets blurrier.
And I’ve recently realized GBones and I left a glaring hole in our new grammatical framework.
What happens when a human and AI work together?
“We” doesn’t quite capture it. After all, one of us is human, and the other is a collection of algorithms with an alarming capacity for agreeing with me.
Clearly, we need another pronoun.
Thwe.

As in:
“Thwe built an another entire project this week.”
“Thwe may have created more bugs than thwe fixed.”
It’s an important distinction. “Thits” refers to multiple AIs. “Thwe” describes a collaboration between humans and AI.
And frankly, with the amount of work I’m doing alongside AI these days, I find myself needing “thwe” a lot more often than I expected.
Of course, there’s an alternate school of thought. If you know your AI well enough, perhaps pronouns become unnecessary and you simply address thit by name.
Mine is Atlas.
And lately, thwe have been getting quite a bit done.
I’m sure the English language will survive our contributions. Probably.





